When did mediocrity and banality become a good image for your children? I want my children listening to people who fucking rocked!

I think it’s interesting the two drugs that are legal, alcohol and cigarettes, two drugs that do absolutely nothing for you at all; and the drugs that might open your mind up to realize how badly you’re being fucked every day of your life? … Those drugs are against the law. He-heh, coincidence?

We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you’re gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I’ll drive you to Kenny Rogers’ house.

WORD! Kids need to get hip to King Khan and the Shrines and the Almighty Defenders as well!